Se7en
CAST:
Luxuria: Alzbeta
Invidia: Amelie
Superbia: Emily
Ira: Terese
Gula: Ellen
Avaritia: Aneri
Acedia: Belén
The Page: Anton
Luxuria, Superbia, Avaritia, and Acedia are sitting together, having some tea.
Set: Earthly Paradise (common room, swing, hammock, sofa, food – grapes, berry, juices, “wine” in wine cup -, antique table ..)
· Luxuria is always seducing the Page every time he comes into the scene.
· Invidia and Luxuria are constantly fighting (facial and body expressions).
· Superbia always have something to say! She never lost her attitude!
· Avaritia is constantly behaving like she wants more and more (she steals a lot)
· Acedia is apathetic, her present is irrelevant. She doesn’t care about anything and she is negative about everything (notice it when she talks).
· Ira is irrational, rude, mean, crazy!
· Gula keeps on eating form the moment she enters in the scene, they are moment when nobody is eating, but she just keep on focusing on food!
MUSIC (while the actresses are entering in the stage): Lunatico, Gotan Project (until 0.40, after 0.45 lower, 0.49 music off).
Luxuria: (Invidia comes into the stage)
Hello, Invidia.
Invidia: (correcting her pronunciation)
In-vi-dia.
Luxuria:
Whatever.
Invidia:
Good morning, Luxuria.
Luxuria:
Hey, what’s wrong? Frown like that will wrinkle your skin more than it is already now.
(The Page comes on stage, serving; Luxuria starts flirting with him)
Invidia:
Is sex all you can think of? How can you expect people to respect you if you keep acting like this?
Luxuria:
Whoa, girl. Just because I like to boink doesn’t mean I’m a bimbo.
Invidia:
I guess this is why people call you CUNT.
Luxuria:
Is this a negative word?
Listen:
I call it…
CUNT.
I really like it…
CUNT.
Just listen to it…
CUNT.
Tell me,
CUNT!
Say it!
CUNT!
Love that word
I can't stop saying it.
Ira: (enters on the stage, a little bit earlier)
Aahhh stop it!
YOU, you are dirty, your mouth is dirty, and your CUNT is dirty.
Is it ever possible that we can’t drink tea together without dishing dirt and talking trash?
Invidia:
Here comes Ira.
Luxuria:
Speak of the devil.
Ira:(to woman in audience)
You anorexic, bony-assed bitch! Slut! I’ll claw your eyes out if I catch you flirting with my man again.
Avaritia: (grabbing Ira by the hair and pulling her onstage).
Easy, Ira, she was looking at her guy.
Ira:
Bullshit, her eyes were on mine. I know these stuck-up rich bitches with their New Age sensitive males who couldn’t patch a hole in the roof if their lives depend on it – they pretend they’re so much better than us, but all they want is a real man like mine. Yeah, you crave it, don’t you?
Superbia:
Ira, you are late.
Ira:
Well, I’m here, aren’t I?
Superbia:
Are we supposed to thank you for making us wait?
Ira:
Oh, please, so shoot me.
Superbia:
It’s 963 B.C. Guns aren’t invented yet.
Ira:
Sorry, all right? Don’t have a cow. I couldn’t find my bra in the dark..
Luxuria:
In a strange bedroom.
Invidia:
You know all about strange bedrooms.
Acedia: (referring to Ira)
What’s that smell? The pulp mill or your perfume?
Ira:
Was that a joke?
Acedia:
No, but your hair is.
Superbia:
Please, you two, this is important.
Avaritia:
I can’t believe I’m still here, wasting my time listening to your senseless arguments.
Acedia:
Well, if it’s so important, go ahead and tell us – what? Of course there will be nothing to say.
Superbia:
If we don’t stop this war, it will be the end of civilization as we know it.
Acedia:
Which war are you talking about?
Superbia:
I have come up with a plan to put end to 5000 years of struggle and forever abolish war and the threat of global annihilation.
No more Sins. No more tension.
Acedia:
Sounds like we are going to fail.
Luxuria:
Wow. Sounds like fun. How do we do it?
Superbia:
For starters, I’ve invited a woman form Candyland.
Avaritia:
Candylanders? You’ve got to be kidding? They’re all like fundamentalists eating marshmallows all the time. They smell funny, their music is weird and their sense of style is seriously lacking.
Acedia:
Here they are now.
Invidia:
Oh, god.
(Gula enters in the stage)
Invidia:
Hello, Gula.
Gula:
Hello, Invidia.
Invidia:
In-vi-dia.
Gula:
In-vi-dia.
Luxuria:
You’re looking good.
Invidia:
Good? She’s a knock-out. Check out those quads and those gluts.
Acedia:
She does have a nice butt.
Avaritia: (she wants to posses also Gula’s body)
Nice! I wish I had half the body she does.
Gula:
I’ll give you my trainer’s number and he’ll set up a personalized fitness program for you.
Invidia:
I heard you are good eater in Candyland.
(to the audience, almost whispering) They eat too soon, too expensively, too daintily, too much, too eagerly and too wildly;
(to Gula) but you are not fat at all.
Luxuria:
Look at her tits. They don’t sag at all. Man, woman you are built.
Gula:
Go ahead, touch me if you like. I think women’s bodies are more beautiful than men’s, don’t you?
Invidia:
Lesbo.
Gula:
I’m not from Lesbos.
Superbia:
But I am. And proud of it.
Avaritia:
So who called this meeting and why all the top-secret stuff?
Superbia:
I did.
Acedia:
Nice waste of time.
Avaritia:
So what is it all about?
Acedia:
I think we can all agree if the war continues it will be the death of everything, all of life’s simple pleasures…
Luxuria:
Like sex.
(Enters The Page, Luxuria starts to seducing him)
Acedia:
Exactly.
Luxuria:
I haven’t had any in five months.
Invidia:
Really? It doesn’t seems so!
Gula:
It’s been seven months for me.
Ira:
Do you think I care? Do you think I care since how long you haven’t had sex?
I do not!
Acedia:
Yes, I agree with Ira. Why shouldn’t I continue to live in apathy and inactivity? Why should I get involved with a similar plan?
Avaritia:
The only reason why I am here, why I exist, is to possess more and more. If there is no more tension, no more Sins, what else could I possess?
Superbia: (talking to the audience)
I assure you, if you think you have a number one enemy, then it is your PRIDE and nothing else.
Invidia: (to audience)
But it is also your envy.
Ira: (to audience)
And your wrath.
Acedia: (to audience)
And your sloth.
Avaritia: (to audience)
And your greed.
Gula: (to audience)
And your gluttony.
Luxuria: (hanging on The Page and talking to audience)
And your lust.
MUSIC (actors still on stage): Gloria, Gotan Project (until 1.20, not more!). THE END